Shot! & you're dead

Reunion??

2010-05-16T02:00:00.002+08:00

So, from the title above. Ada yang mau buat reunion for our so extreme fantastico class in 2008/2009?

Bagitau saja bila date nya. I think maybe we can make it in june? time cuti ah.

Bah runding tia. haha

Nass

wuhuu

2010-05-16T01:58:00.002+08:00

hahaha. ingat ku lakat wah password sama email nya.

cana? update kah nda?
text arah chatbox if anyone wanna update this blog.

update apa saja. gitau kah apa feeling kamu d sini. HAHAHA

Shit. jobless aku tu.

Nass

2009-09-09T21:26:00.001+08:00

Hello, fellow readers.
And hello, to my awesome 5C people.

How are you guys doing?

Started revising already?

Realise that our big exam is in, lets see.. a MONTH?
Minus all the holidays, fridays and sundays, we have only about 2 WEEKS LEFT.

2 WEEKS.

Exactly 12 DAYS before the first paper starts.

Uh-huh.

'Critical' situation here.

Last chance to prove to everyone that 5C can't just PLAY, but 5C can WORK too.

Prove everyone wrong.

Show them how 5C can light up the brightest bulb.

Show them how 5C can paddle their own boat with their own, strong wills.

'Cause with 5C, anything is possible.
That's how we roll.

REMINDERS!

5C will be having Physics and A. Maths extra classes during the third term holidays.

☆ Physics classes will be held on 14th and 15th September, 8.00am til 9.30am.
Where? Lecture theater.

☆ While A. Maths classes from 14th til 16th September, 10.00am til 12.00am.
Where? Our beloved 5C's classroom.

Drill these into your heads.
We don't want anyone to 'mistakenly' come to school on a different day for the classes, do we? :)

Love and lucks,
xoxe.

2009-08-21T13:09:00.003+08:00

Run Towards Your Fears

Embrace Them

On The Other Side Of Your Greatest Fears Lives Your Greatest Lives..

Get Out Of The Stands

Get On The Court

Play The Game Of Life

Go For It

Formal education can make you a living..
Self education can make you a fortune..

The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone...

Give so much to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others

Experience is what you get when you do not get what you want..

Try to become not a man of success, but try to rather become a man of value

It matters not what a person is born but what a person choose to become..

Most misfortunes are the result of misused times..

A quitter never wins, a winner never quits

People usually regret what they didn't do,
-
not what they do.
-
-
So think about it...
Time waits for no man..

2009-08-14T22:25:00.001+08:00

It's the middle of August; today's 14th.

What will happen these next few weeks? Lets see.

RAMADHAN.
Uh-huh. The Holy Month of Ramadhan. Hold on tight to your wills, your patience are to be tested here. Bayar puasa tahun lepas sudah? Hmm.

Our 'O'level orals/ujian lisan.
They'll commence in two weeks. Have you practiced enough? Adakah kamu sudah fasih bertutur dalam Bahasa Melayu? Ingat, Bahasa Melayu merupakan bahasa ibunda kita. Bukankah memalukan jika kita tidak lancar berbicara dalam bahasa kita sendiri? BUT, no one's perfect. ;) Bear in mind, this is O-LEVEL we're talking about! It's time. Time to determine how our lives should look like in the future. Time to put the foundation of our lives into perfection. Be ready, my fellow fighters, for we shall be the winners of today's game, the faces of tomorrow's paintings and the leaders of the next generation.

Anyways, Happy Birthday to SYAFIQAH! :) And Happy Belated Birthdays to Sanal and Wafi!

Guess whose birthday is tomorrow?

xoxe.

Qualifying exam

2009-07-22T19:56:00.002+08:00

GOODLUCK TO ALL 5C!

FIRST THING FIRST

READ THE INSTRUCTION
THEN READ THE QUESTION
ANSWER THE QUESTION CAREFULLY AND PRECISELY

ONCE AGAIN

GOODLUCK! ALL THE BEST FROM ME!

-BHA-

7 July

2009-07-08T02:34:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Tuesday, 7 July.

Biology - Marking.
English - Describing emotions.
Bahasa melayu - Karangan.
BREAK
PE - Hockey, Passing tournament. ElFuero WIN! (y)
Maths D - Past year book.
LUNCH
Economic - Cancel.

Reminder
Bahasa Melayu minggu depan bawa buku peribahasa.

Absenties
Abdul Qayyum

6 July

2009-07-06T16:20:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Monday, 6 July.

English - No study.
Chemistry - Practical titration.
Maths D - Revision on Sets.
BREAK
Bahasa Melayu - Karangan.
Economic -
LUNCH
Biology - Making of bread, Wine & etc.
Physic - Cancel.

Absenties
Alif yazid

2009-06-14T17:19:00.002+08:00

To all 5C peeps
Here's the list for our extra class

BIOLOGY
Monday
8 - 10

AMATHS
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
10 - 12

13 June

2009-06-13T20:01:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Saturday, 13 June.

MIB - Auditorium
Chemistry - Auditorium again
Economics - Auditorium lagi
BREAK
English - No Teacher
Amaths - Mr Goh come in when suspend! And then no study. WTF
LUNCH
IRK - IRK student didn't came in. I mean 5c saja.

11 June

2009-06-11T17:12:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Thursday, 11 June.

Assembly

Amaths -
Physic - Practical on electricity
Chemistry - Practical on titration & Gas
BREAK
CCA

10 june

2009-06-10T18:17:00.003+08:00

Hulla!

Wednesday, 10 June.

MIB - Perubatan
Physic - Copying
Biology - Correction
BREAK
A Maths -
English - Question
LUNCH
Maths - ???

REMINDER
Nitrogen cycle paper 2 must passup tomorrow!

9 june

2009-06-10T18:08:00.003+08:00

Hulla!

Tuesday, 9 June.

Biology - HW distribution
English - Reading
Bahasa Melayu - Test
BREAK
PE - Fitness test paper
Maths - Tree diagram
LUNCH
Economic - What comes out in the exam

2009-06-09T15:20:00.002+08:00

C nas tidur...

Woooooow

Vainer

...

kiss kiss kiss kiss

2009-06-08T20:50:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Isnin/Monday, 8 june.

English - reading
Chemistry - Organic chem
B.M - Peribahasa dan Susun ayat
BREAK
Maths - Past year
Economics - Exercise written on the whiteboard
LUNCH
Biology - Practical
Physic - No class

REMINDER
-Alep,Aliff Yazid and nasrullah
Tomorrow break go to the conference room.

Absenties
Nasrullah

2009-06-06T17:06:00.004+08:00

Hulla!

Saturday, 6 June.

MIB - Perubatan dah keselamatan jiran2.
Chemistry - Test on electrolysis. :'(
Economic - Correction on the test paper. (y)
BREAK
English - No study.
Amaths -

REMINDER
-To all economic students
Every people below 20 will have to retest on 8 june.
-Chemistry test will be next week on Thursday.
- BM; buku Tatabahasa hari Isnin.
- Biology test will be held next week probably on Tuesday on the latest topic.

4th June

2009-06-04T16:40:00.001+08:00

Hello!

Thursday, 4th June 2009.

A. Maths- NEW TOPIC! Kinematics.
Physics- Past year practicals.
Chemistry- Blast furnace, Alkanes.
BREAK.
CCA!

REMINDER!
TESTS! On Saturday, 6th June.
- ECONOMICS TEST, paper 2 On the WHOLE syllabus.
- A. MATHS test on Integration.
- CHEMISTRY test on Electrolysis.

3rd June 09

2009-06-03T15:49:00.002+08:00

Hello!

Wednesday, 3rd June 2008.

MIB- No study.
Physics- Determination of ice and steam point.
Biology- Pollution.
BREAK.
A. Maths- Area between curves.
English- No Study.
LUNCH.
Maths- Continuation on Tree diagram.

REMINDERS!
- A. Maths test will be on SATURDAY, 6 JUNE. Topics included are Differentiation and Integration.
- Please bring your English comprehension on Television; On or Off? on Saturday. Have a read on them beforehand.
- Biology homework! Paper 2 on the Enviroment.
- A. Maths homework! Exercise 21.2 questions 8 and 10. Due Saturday.
- ALL MATHS AND A. MATHS homeworks which you haven't sent to Mr. Goh are due on SATURDAY! Please complete them, the marks are included in our qualifying marks.

Qualifying Exams are just around the corner.
Ready for the Semi-Final of this year's round, players?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEATHER!

2nd June

2009-06-02T16:29:00.002+08:00

Hello!

Goodbye May!
Hello June!

Tuesday, 2nd June 2009.

Biology- Effects of Human Activity on The Enviroment. PLUS, hot debate on deforestation!
English- Vocabulary; Noise and Smells.
Bahasa Melayu- pembentangan Puisi bagi kumpulan Perkasa dan Darussalam.
BREAK.
PE- usual hockey training.
Maths D- Test on Variation and Statistics.
LUNCH.
Economics- CANCELLED.

REMINDERS!
- Chemistry test on ELECTROLYSIS. Anytime this week. Be prepared!
- Bring Maths D past year book for every Maths D lesson.
- Biology homework! Due WEDNESDAY, tomorrow.

Someone's birthday is tomorrow.
Guess WHO?

Big 2 League

2009-05-30T18:41:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Saturday, 29 may.

MIB - Cikgu Normadiah 15 mins. Cikgu farza 15 mins. Total 30 mins.
Chemistry - No study.
Economic - Test on all topic. Paper 1.
BREAK
English - Reading room.
Amaths -

Today our class 5c had just started the Big 2 league (B2L). We had finished our today season with only 2 games per person.

This is the ranking :

Muben - 6 point
Ziyad - 4 point
Ghazali - 4 point
Alep - 4 point
Syafiq - 4 point
Abdul Qayyum - 4 point
Aliff Yazid - 2 point
Hadry - 2 point
Nas - 2 point
Wafi - 0 point
Hisyam - 0 point

All the point was counted by Ziyad.

To gain the point, You must win.

First person to finish it got - 3 point
Second person - 2 point
Third person - 1 point
Last person - 0 point

2009-05-28T22:39:00.001+08:00

Hulla!

Thursday, 28 may.

Amaths -
Physic - Thermal physic.
Chemistry - no study.
BREAK
CCA

2009-05-27T19:26:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Wednesday, 27 may.

MIB - Baca 69 sampai 80. H test.
Physic - Light test given out. Average MS student 80% above.
Maths - Probability.
BREAK
Amaths -
English - Writing poem.

Muhd Nazirul Mubin Bin Tahir
Happy birthday to you.
Tomorrow dont forget to lanja jobillee.

I got this poem written by me.

Nazirul mubin..
He's tall and leggy
As you see him,
He will look at u down.
But nevertheless,
Today is your birthday,
So be happy and stay cool and stay smart.
-_-"

17 is your's today number.

2009-05-27T19:21:00.003+08:00

Hulla!

Monday,25 may.

English - reading time.
Chemistry - redox correction.
Math D - Probability.
Break
Economic - past year.
Bahasa melayu - sajak.

Sorry for the late update.

26 May 09

2009-05-26T18:52:00.001+08:00

Hullo!

Tuesday, 26th May 2009.

Biology - Nitrogen cycle.
English - Vocabulary; Idioms.
BM - Puisi; pembentangan sajak.
BREAK
PE - Hockey training.
Maths - Probability.

-REMINDERS-
Please dig up your piggy banks;
- New Biology notes are coming through.
Payment can be made to JANE.
- Additional Maths past year paper.
Payments can be made to Mr. Goh. ($5)
PIBG Survey Form are to be submitted to Mr. Goh ASAP.

Guess whose birthday is it tomorrow?

2009-05-23T19:42:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Saturday, 23 may.

MIB - Peta minda ketua kampung.
Chem - correction on redox reaction.
Economic - No study. diccussing about the hockey team's shirts.
BREAK
English - Test summary.
Amaths -

REMINDER!
...

2009-05-21T22:06:00.003+08:00

Hulla!

Thursday, 21 may.

Amaths -
Physic - Correction.
Chem - Completing electrolysis work.
BREAK
CCA

REMINDER
U know what you must do
Decide..

2009-05-20T20:36:00.002+08:00

Hulla!

Wednesday, 20 may.

MIB - Penghulu & ketua kampung.
Physic - Test on lights.
Biology - MCQ on food chain. Snap Snap.
BREAK
Amaths -
English - Revision summary.

REMINDER!
Tomorrow bring chem file!

Regrats
To Sir zainal.
On behalf of 5c.
We want to thank you so much.
You are the greatest bio teacher in the whole world.
Thank you again for teaching us.

To alif azizi,
Sir zainal said something about you. And want us to tell you what he said.
Sorry for now. Because i dont remember. xD
Ask someone else.

2009-05-19T19:06:00.003+08:00

hulla!

Tuesday, 19 may.

Biology - Practical correction & complete food chain.
English - Revision. Gaucho.
Bahasa Melayu - Sing a Song. 4 keping kertas yang terkandung dalam nya 3 puisi setiap satu.
BREAK
PE - Hockey training. El fuero & Wild Hawks trained inside the gym.
Maths - No study AGAIN. *Buring nada mr.goh*

REMINDER!
TOMORROW TEST PHYSIC on LIGHTS

2009-05-18T18:25:00.003+08:00

Holla peeps!
Its me again!

Monday,18 may 2009.

English - Reading period.
Chemistry - electrolysis (Active electrode).
Maths D - No study.
Break.
B.M - Ucapan*Tegas* , Puisi.
Economic - Pass year paper, november 2007.

REMINDER!
Tomorrow pass up your economic hw early in the morning.
november 2007.
If you haven't done it yet. You may do it tomorrow afternoon.
Afternoon class for economic is cancelled -only for this week.

Have a blast for those who have finished their eco hw..school ends early tmrw!

Don't forget to REVISE !
It's for your own good!

2009-05-16T13:35:00.003+08:00

Remark

MIB - H1N1 talk
Chem - electrolysis (notes can be taken from our 5c-chemistry.blogspot.com)
Eco - Past year
Eng - Reading Room Session
Amath - No study

Homework!!

Physics Past Year - Lights 1,2 and 3

Economics PAst Yr- November 2007

REMINDER

Please bring Past Year Book Physics on Monday

Sila bawa buku puisi pada minggu hadapan hari Isnin

Terima kasih

Next Week Schedule:

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Physics > Test on light, English > Test Summary writing

Thursday

Saturday

STUDY FOR YOUR O LEVEL

5 MORE WEEKS TO GO FOR QUALIFYING excluding holidays

QUALIFYING IS AS HARD AS A LEVEL TOLD BY OUR SENIORS

2009-05-14T16:54:00.001+08:00

Amaths - No study
Physics - Experiment on Converging Lens
Chemistry - No study
CCA

Study for your o level ..now!

Today

2009-05-13T18:16:00.002+08:00

Wednesday,
MIB - Sultan. And story about brunei,kampong ayer.
Physic - Lights(drawing)
Bio - Exercise on food chain. With the help of Sir Zainal.
Add.Maths - No Study
English - finishing the essay.

And today we learn a new animal called BLUE TITS because they have this breast like structure, and their tits is blue.

And where is our beloved class teacher? We miss HIM!!!

Syafiq said that our teacher was having his feet surgery. Is it true?

Oh damn it, Hope he will get well soon.

resurrection

2009-05-11T21:22:00.003+08:00

Oh dear goat!
Give me the power!
Then i shall resurrect thee!

OPEN!

Sumengkir! Sumengkir!

Brabrabrabra
HITAM!

G!
S
T
R
I
N
G
!
Bebunga Bunga!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The DEAD post

2009-05-11T21:09:00.002+08:00

Long time no see.
I see the blog is dead.
Are the criminals being captured?

OH NO!
Im not gonna post something like that.
wuuhuuuu~

ok ok.
so this 5C blog is dead.
We have to 'resurrect' it again.
so it will not gonna drown by other classes's blog.

Ok ok.
Im gonna post something.

Alright,
hmmm.
where shall i begin?
maybe at this part.
Some of our sources. The 'TUT' jonas said that to my friend,
that he heard someone called us this.

our class samseng taie kucing.
Belakon saja pandai. But belajar nda.

Shutthewadapaka!

Mind your own business man.
dont take care the side of our cloths!
*jangan jaga tepi kain urg*

Belajar kamu BM kan?
Paham kamu tu.

hmm,
So thats all kali.
if there something happen.
i will post here.
so this blog not gonna be dead again.

2009-02-05T15:06:00.005+08:00

MONDAY, 26TH JANUARY
NO SCHOOL.
GONG XI FA CHAI!

TUESDAY, 27TH

BIO-CORRECTION
ENG-MS.JENNY CORRECTION
BM-PERIBAHASA
PE-CIRCUIT TRAINING
MATD-
ECONS-

WEDNESDAY, 28TH

MIB-DISCUSSION
PHYS-WAVES
BIO-EXCRETION
AMAT-
ENG-ESSAY WRITING WITH MS.SHARON
MATD-

THURSDAY, 29TH

AMAT-
PHYS-WAVES
CHEM-PRACTICAL

SATURDAY, 31ST

MIB-PRESENTATION STARTS, anis, hadry&nas
CHEM-LAST PART OR EXO&ENDOTHERMIC
ECON-EXERCISE
ENG-teacher isma masuk (=
AMAT-GRAPH GRAPH thingy

homework : chemistry sheet 3,4,5

OH OH OH. guys kalau ada yang incomplete, feel free to usai it (= aiites

Random pic

2009-02-04T22:38:00.003+08:00

Cheyyene and ????

TERM 1 WEEK 3

2009-01-24T19:17:00.002+08:00

MONDAY, 19TH JANUARY.

ENGLISH- NOTHING
CHEMISTRY- EXOTHERMIC ENDOTHERMIC
MATHS-LOCUS
B.MELAYU-TATABAHASA
ECONS-CIRCULAR FLOW OF INCOME
BIO-REVISION TEST!!
PHYS-TRANSFORMER.

REMINDER AND HOMEWORKS??
BIO-TEST NEXT WEEK.. (SOMEWHERE)
MATHS-TEST NEXT WEEK JUA
CHEM- HW, SHEET ONE AND TWO.

TUESDAY, 20TH JANUARY

BIO-LUNGS DISEASES
ENG-PAPER WAS GIVEN (TEACHER JENNY)
B.MELAYU-MERINGKAS
PE-WE WERE RUNNING.REMEMBER?
MATHS D- LOCI IN2 DIMENTIONAL
EOCNS-EXERCISE ON CIRCULAR FLOW.

REMINDER OR HOMEWORKS?
BIO-HOMEWORK ESSAY. by wednesday
ENGLISH-THE PAPER GIVEN, SIAPKAN.by tuesday
BM-MERINGKAS (ADA PAPER NYA)by tuesday

WEDNESDAY, 21TH JANUARY.

MIB-PERBINCANGAN TENTANG PRESENTATION
PHYS-PRINCIPLE OF OPERATION POWER TRANSFER IN TRANSFORMER.
BIO-SIR BANJIR RUMAHNYA..SO YEAAAH.
AMAT-TRIGONOMETRIC RATIO OF AN ANGLE TETHA IN TERM OF ITS ASSOCIATED BASIC ANGLE
ENGLISH-PERSUASIVE. BY MRS SHARON
MATD-INTERSECION OF A LOCI

REMINDER OR HOMEWORK?
MIB-PRESENTATION AH ON SAT(G1,2,3) DOUBLE WED(G4,5)

THURSDAY, 22ND JANUARY.

AMAT-BASIC TRIGONOMETRIC EQUATION, OTHER TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTION
PHYS-PRACTICAL MCM EXAM
CHEM-PRACTICAL LAST WEEK'S CORRECTION

REMINDER OR HOMEWORKS
AMAT&DMAT- NEXT WEEK HAVE SMALL TEST..
PHYS-2 PC OF PAPER HW
AMAT-EX10A. Q-1KMO, 2BC, 3DHL, 4, 5, 6, 7BD

SATURDAY, 24TH JANUARY.

MIB-DISCUSSION
CHEM- EXOTHERMIC AND ENDOTHERMIC
ECONS-TIME ATU ADA FIRE DRILL
ENG-THE TEST THINGY
AMAT-GRAPH SIN TETHA, COS TETHA, TAN TETHA.

REMINDERS OR HOMEWORKS?
CHEM-SHEET 1&2(THOSE WHO HAVENT SUBMIT) SHEET 3&4.

THANKYOU (=
DONT FORGET TO STUDY FOR TEST NEXT WEEK.
WE'LL HAVE..
AMAT
DMAT
BIO
CHEM(FOR JUNE TAKER)
ECONS(EARLY FEB OR END JAN)

2009-01-17T20:30:00.002+08:00

WEDNESDAY 14TH JANUARY 2009.

MIB - latihan ms.6(buku teks) soalan 5.
PHYS - electro magnetic induction, law of electromagnetism.
BIO- movement of rib cage during breathing, breathing mechanism.
AMAT- length of arc and area of sector.
ENG- discussion on argumentative compostion.
DMAT- geometrical construction.

hws and reminder.
-AMAT- ex9c Q1bc, 2, 3, 5, 8, 12, 15abcd
-DMAT- bring counts 5 and geometrical

THURSDAY 15TH JANUARY 2009

AMAT- trigonometry
PHYS- alternate current(AC.generator)pg15-17
CHEM- practical

hws and reminder?
nada.

SATURDAY 17TH JANUARY 2009.

MIB- belia beridentitikan islam, belia berilmu, cara berpakaian, berakhlak mulia (ms7-9)
CHEM- exorthermic and endothermic energy.
ECONS- circular flow of income.
ENG- the game (=
AMAT- negative angle and basic angle.

hw and reminder?
nada (=

BIOLOGY TEST ON MONDAY

2009-01-17T20:21:00.005+08:00

NOTE TO ALL MA5C-ians.

WE'LL BE HAVING OUR BIOLOGY TOPICAL TEST ON

RESPIRATION AND TRANSPORT SYSTEM

IN MAMMALS ON THIS MONDAY (=.

thankyou.

2009-01-13T18:58:00.002+08:00

Bio - Gaseous Exhange
English - None
Bm - Kefahaman
P.E. - Proper Warming Up And Cooling Down
D maths - Three Dimensional
Eco - Exercise National Income Stanlake pg 213 and Alan Anderton pg 120-121

Hw?
Maths D - Q1 and 2 from the board, 10 ab, 11 ab and 12 ab

CHEMISTRY NOTES

2009-01-12T17:59:00.006+08:00

CHEMISTRY NOTES ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT http://5c-chemistry.blogspot.com/
ECONOMICS NOTES ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT http://5c-economics.blogspot.com

Monday

2009-01-12T17:22:00.002+08:00

Eng -Nothing..
Chem -Neutralisation Exo & Endo Prac
D maths -Area of a Triangle using Sine
Bm - Imbuhan
Eco -Why do we need National Income
Bio -Transport System in Human Revision
Physics -Commutator

hw?

Biology

1.) Define Anaerobic Respiration (2)
2.)Describe the differences between aerobic respiration and anaerobic respiration(6)
3.)Describe the formation of lactic acid during a vigorous activity
What is the consequences of lactic acid accumulation and how is it removed from the body (5)
* ALTERNATE LINES PLS
* DATELINE 14th Jan / 15th Jan

2009-01-08T17:31:00.003+08:00

MIB - Belia something...the very first page
Chem - Pop Quiz Anion Cation ionic Equation
Eco - National Income
English - Reading Room
D maths - Cosine and Sine Rules

hw?
D maths pg 43 Counts 4 revision paper 2
Section A
1ab
2ab
3ab
Section C
9abc
10ab

Reminder

2009-01-07T15:48:00.003+08:00

1. MIB :
Cikgu Farza - we've just discovered the most siuk and funny teacher
2. Physics : Recap Magnestism
3. Bio : More on Anaerobic Respiration
4. A maths : More on Circular Measure
5. English : None

Reminder

Bring your

1. PHYSICS PRACTICAL BOOK AND NOTES
2. MATHS COUNTS 4 TEXTBOOK

p/s : tomorrow's gona be cca registration, so WEAR UR PE CLOTHES, you don't wana run and smash people with all those sweats with ur uniform to register don't you?i'm sure it'll be crowded tomorrow at the concourse or wherever the registration takes place. oh yeah better make up your mind in which cca you'll be now, who knows by the time ur decision is made tomorrow in which i know will take time, all the wanted cca are full and you'll be left with the unwanted ones probably like knitting club? or scrabble? i know my 5c people aren't into those kinda things..so guys.get your arses ready to rumble...

-R-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HASRIN BIN AHMAD AKA ALIFF YAZID

2009-01-07T05:13:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALIFF YAZID!

2009-01-06T17:07:00.002+08:00

Here's an update for today

1. Bio : RESPIRATION

a. AEROBIC RESPIRATION

b. ANAEROBIC RESPIRATION

2. BM : WAWANCARA YEARLY PROJECT

3. DMATHS : ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSION

CIRCULAR MEASURE

NO HOMEWORKS

-R-

reminder

xoxo

bienvenue à l'école jerks & bitches

2009-01-05T17:47:00.002+08:00

hey y'all...welcome back to school "saccades" et ''chiennes'' which when i translated them in eng are JERKS AND BITCHES LOLS

Welcome back my hot guys and sexy ladies of 5c...
ouhh 5c now yeah? O level is coming up!
let's show them what we got..
we may look naughty or wild but they haven't seen our true colours yet..
and we dont need to show them off..
it'll come out soon when u less expect it..

so..today

we

had

1.assembly
2.Sir Goh as our form teacher
3.Qayyum became our new ringleader and Jane
4.No study before break
5.Bm - membuat lima ayat
6.Economics -recap
7. No afternoon class

imma list down our timetable as short&simple as possible

MONDAY
Eng, Chem, Dmaths, BM, ECO BIO & PHY

TUES
BIO, ENG, BM, P.E., Dmahts ECO

WED
MIB, Phy, Bio, Dmaths, Eng Dmaths

THURS
Amaths, Phy, Chem, CCA NO AFTERNOON CLASS

SAT
MIB. Chem, Eco, Eng, Amaths NO AFTERNOON CLASS

see you xoxo,

-R-

reminder

Gossip Girl Comeback

2008-12-22T23:20:00.004+08:00

Love it or not, I'm back.

And if it's one way or the other, you've gotta bow down or bow out.

For my disappearance, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Don't totally wipe me out. You can't live without me, can you?

I have my reasons, dear readers.

And even though I've made enemies in the past, currently having enemies at the present, soon to have enemies in the near future, you can't judge me if you can't judge yourself.

It's what I like to call: The Principle of the Thing.

____________________________________________________________________

All set, dear players? We're ushering the year 2009 and looks like 3 new players will be joining us next year.

3 new players join the competition.
22 players still remain in the game.

This game's not for winning. It's also not for losing.

Each of us are already a winner.

So why lose when you've won?
Why win when we're in the lead?
Why compete when we're the best?

Things can change within time, dear. It can also mean losing your crown jewel.

Are we in the real world now? Or are we still dreaming?

Snap out of it, people.

We're in the REAL world.

We live in a world where time can't be reversed.

Done something bad, put it behind the past.
Done something good, you can do better.

Why be great when you can be the greatest?

Why waste time sleeping when life is so much better?

Put education on the high priority, players.

Fun and games will have to wait. Until next year, of course.

And I hope 2009 will be more scandalous than 2008.

Secrets are out.
Promises are broken.
Memories fade.

Move over 2008.
2009 is steaming up.

you know you missed me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

Time to Rise, Phoenix

2008-12-10T21:45:00.002+08:00

Hello Ola Aloha Konnichiwa!

Jannah from the block here. And I wonder why no one's updating this....DUMP. wait, no, this hangatZzZ blog.

Since this blog has been long forgotten, let's update from where HE left below :)

Major update:
1) Academic Performance - 4C got #1. yeah cool and hot, ey?
2) Mini Olympics - 4C got #3, and best teamwork.

Like I said, we got each other's back, except for those with smelly backs.

where's gossipgirl? mann, it's been LOOOOOOOOONG since she 'left'.

and gossipguy? dammmn.

so long 2008, hello 2009!
so long 4C, hello 5C!

challenges await us.

And I heard next year would prove to be head-itching.

With O level dooming us next year, would there be another time to play? It is N-O-W.

play like you'll die tomorrow.
study like you'll die in a million years.

But when 2009 comes, it all changes.

play like you'll live long enough to see your face touch the ground.
study like you're losing your life in an hour.

And take the saying from GossipGuy (or originally from gossipgirl):
The Players Change But The Game Remains The Same

but let's add a major twist in this saying, which would fit the situation we have now:

The Game Changes but The Players Remain The Same.

Doesn't that make it all better now?

The game changes, so who will be out this time?

who will still be in the lead?
who will be at the arse?

And who would still be the 'favorite'?

And to those that was hoping gossip would be posted here, let's give it a break. It's time to play while the cats are away.

Before I end this post, I would like to say the last few words:

Achieve the Unexpected, Leave the expected.
It's time for new resolutions.
And 2009 would be the last year for all of us to decide what paths we would take.

Thank you and have a great day.

With All Me Love,

Jannah from Block A

a day to get CRAZY!

2008-11-09T11:36:00.003+08:00

HELLO 4C. since no one's (NO ONE) is updating this blog, so i'm just gonna update it on.. stuff.

today's sunday 9 november. yeah? haha. yesterday, we had a 'party' at the canteen. me, janet, hafiz, yen, anis, jane, nazirul, hadry, hisham were there. ordered two large pizzzzaaaas, honey chix and tuna. then ateeee, but semua full sudah with the help of my cheesecake. (y)

then we started spinnninggggg and running aroung and dancing like CURRAYZEY arah the lapang space dekat canteen atu. for those who saw us, WE ARE CRAZY. dont bother tp ask why. :) apakan.

HOKAY I HAVE NOTHANG TO SAY HERE.

oh wait, i have some juicy gossips with me, d'you want it here? or should we wait for GG to bloggg about it? tagtagtagatag.

btw me blog's privatisedd. for invitations, do leave your emails on the cbox. THIS cbox on the right, yeaah? thanks.

-effah :)

2008-10-13T13:45:00.002+08:00

oh yeah. for those yang inda skulah tadi. esp hafiz yang merequest (=

this is the things tani buat this morning (=

phys- check the homework:-current
bm:-karangan:- buat rangka
english:-the summary of "on the trail"
maths:-ani banyak. tarus homework(the past year paper)
econs:- group work.

for maths : past year paper. the book.

(12) 2 9
(8) 7 6
(5A) 9 8
(5B)11
(3D) 7 5
(3H) 4 5 8
(3G) 5 9 11
(3E) 8 16
(3D) 7 12 14
(3C) 5 6
(3B) 3 4
(3A) 5 7
(1D) 9 7
(1A) 9 8

YANG BOLD ATU KALAU DAPAT, BARU BUAT. OK? MMBAH.

THATS ALL FOR TODAY.
LOVE,
QUEENB.

2008-10-11T13:55:00.006+08:00

alum siap...erks. krg lagi. HAHA. enjoy people!! (=
aiite then. later alligator!

effaheffah, cheyenne and me

me, nissa and janet (=

fiqah&&friend

fiqah and friends

i was bored.

mr. mike saxon.(sorry its like kesiring)

so people.

somepeople

our school badge(

the chair.(=

some people

not my shoes

not my hand

that teacher (= phys

nissa&janet

i look funny as always.

another batch of picture... (= enjoy~

2008-10-09T13:56:00.012+08:00

ada orang balik. dunno who (=again...

some people..

buang sisa2 makanan ke dlm tong sampah.

my wallet.

some friends.

di suatu petang yang inda.

them.(=

effah.

hisyam(=

the blue tangga (=

view from the canteen area.

ada nazhrah (= i think

the assembly area. supposed.

effah(=

the boys

in the class.

the girls. i look funny :D

anis, hisam and half effah.

the right of a child...yeah!

the girls. wait. whats wrong with the picture??

the boys.

thegirls.

effah, nissa && janet.

effah.

qayyum(=

kulit gula2(=

janet.

zalley&&sanal

yazid & salam

cheyyen and moi

wafi.. ada yazid..and syafiq and salam

zalley..background(=

nissa anndd cheyenne

eff&janet

so yeah.. gambar kemarin.. yeah..
have fun (=
kalau nada gambar kamu, bah, mari tah begambar :P
aiite then.. gg, please update the bloggeh (=

XOXO,
love,

QueenB.

JOKE. saja2 (=

2008-10-07T22:24:00.001+08:00

i was super duper bored. so yeah... hehs. enjoy!

This is funny and worth reading :) However, you need to know a bit of
malay and have terrible english to understand this. Worse comes to
worst, get someone to translate for you.

Beginilah kisahnya....

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .

Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi
maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki
Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah
mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya
"dicuri" ...

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* **

Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with
eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are
really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie
me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know
this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to
play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't
want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..

Tijah

pada suatu petang yang indah (=

2008-10-07T22:11:00.006+08:00

bergila di tangga (= effah, anis and janet

effahJanet Anis Effah

begila (=

Effah, Janet dan Anis

effah, anis dan janet

effah, anis and janet
effah&&rezaa

effah (=

Janet

effah.

raya celebration tadi. comment? no comment. not bad.(=

oh oh oh yeah, i didnt take any pictures time di audi, so yeah. i didnt found anything that interest me (=.

ani time ptg2 we was bored. HAHAHA.

love,
QueenB

I don't wanna miss Miss Lim~

2008-09-30T20:26:00.005+08:00

Evening 4C's and blog-hoppers! Qayyum here. I have one word for this blog: Deserted. HAHA. sure sure I'll update this blog.

First I'd like to say Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir dan Batin to all mi classmates black and white. Sorry if I did anything that might have hurt your feelings, sorry if my words was a bit kesar, sorry if my superiority downgraded your inferiority. HAHA joking.

First day of Syawal is on Thursday 2nd October 2008. Yeah I know, most people I know said:

'Eh hari rabu kali ni, ramai cakap'
'Rabu ni kau ah, ramai cakap'
'Dude raya's wednesday, ramai said so'
'chomenga, hali labu laya, lamai cakap sama saya'
'namaste, haree raya haree rabu, ramai cakap ba, pooda'
'It is decided that the auspicious occasion Eid Mubarak shall fall on Wednesday, many said so'

SIAPA SAJA si 'Ramai/lamai/many' ani kan? Spam I tell you these days. Raya pun kan dikacau.

Conclusion: believe in Instincts =p
Let's not forget about school people. I know, I myself would like to scratch this out, but an update needs all details, beautiful or nasty.

HOMEWORKS SIAP? REVISE SUDAH? INGAT MUKA MISS LIM BALIK?

wait, scratch that part about Miss Lim, i don't even remember her.

I miss you guys.

Let's not be sentimental lah. haha. Okay, i'll end it here. by dee way, I want GG2 bitch!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!

Yum-

cicak n buhaya

2008-09-22T17:51:00.002+08:00

D sebuah hutan. Tinggal seekor ambuk ani. Ambuk ani suka banar ya kan beganja.

Yatah once open a time, ambuk ani beganja tia ya d atas pukuk.

Kali ada tia cacak ani tliat ambuk atu menari2,telumpat2. Manakan jua, high udah bh ambuk atu.

Den cacak atu pun cakap 'Ui ambuk! Aku minta eh sikit ganja mu ah'

'Bah lakas tah naik k pukuk ku ani' Ambuk atu pun nyuruh cacak atu join. Manakan jua. Sorang2 bh ambuk atu high. Buring jua tu.

Kali nya drg pun beganja. Pastu cacak ani karing leher kata nya, 'Ui buk, karing ni leher ku ah. K sungai dulu ku ah minum. oryt?' Ambuk atu, ' Bah agatah kau puas2 minum. tapi jangan lupa ah kemari lagi. So lonely ku karang mcm lagu akon atu'

Cacak atu pun minum tia jua d sungai. Kali ada tia buaya ani teliat cacak atu ketawa sorang2.

'Uh cak, napa kau ketawa sorang2 ani? sawan kah?' Tanya c buaya ani.

'Nda eh. Aku beganja tadi sama c ambuk ah d atas pukuk. Mau ko join kah? Mun mau agatah kau sendiri k sana' Uja c cacak ani.

Kali buaya atu pun mencari tia c ambuk ani. Kali tliat tia c ambuk atu menari d atas pukuk ah.

'Ambuk, aku join eh kamu beganja ah. Bulih?' Nya c buaya.

'Eh! Banyak banar jua air yg kau minum atu cak!' c ambuk kehairanan.

Katak

2008-09-13T17:54:00.002+08:00

Di dalam makmal ada scientist sama seekor katak. Scientist ani yang banar nya sedang mengkaji katak. Scientist itu pun mula kan kajian nya.
Scientist itu suruh katak itu melompat. Katak itu pun melompat dengan 4 kaki. Scientist itu pun tulis arah nota, 'Katak dengan 4 kaki boleh melompat'.
Dia potong 1 kaki katak itu. kaki katak itu menjadi 3. Sekali lagi dia suruh katak itu melompat. katak itu pun melompat dengan 3 kaki. Dia pun tulis lagi, 'Katak dengan 3 kaki boleh melompat'.
Dia pun potong 1 lagi kaki katak itu. Lalu dia suruh lagi katak itu melompat. Katak itu pun melompat dengan 2 kaki. Dia tulis lagi dalam nota nya, 'Katak dengan 2 kaki boleh melompat'.
Lalu dia potong lagi kaki katak itu. Kaki katak itu menjadi 1. Dia suruh lagi katak itu melompat. Katak itu pun masih lagi boleh melompat. Dia tulis lagi, 'Katak dengan 1 kaki boleh melompat'.
Dia potong lagi kaki katak itu menjadi tak bekaki. Dia pun suruh melompat. Tetapi kali ini katak itu tak mau melompat. Scientist yang Bijaksana lagi pandai itu pun tulis di nota nya. 'Katak dengan TIADA kaki menjadi TULI'

SPECIAL reminder (:

2008-09-10T22:54:00.005+08:00

Alright people.

Just reminding people to bring their $6 to school ASAP. this is for the physics practical book.

please and thankyou (:

hoped that you guys will submit the money to me by saturday..or else (:

HAPPY PUASA-ing people! and nites to tonite (:

What's Ahead Of You..Is Coming..

2008-09-10T17:07:00.009+08:00

Good evening ms socialites,

GossipGuy's here....

And I have the biggest news ever..

well not really..

Before i spill some dirt ,

Let me first remind you guys for tomorrow :

1. You definitely want to bring your amaths hw on ex. 8B to avoid a "situation" that you may not like nor run away from it

2. Oh yes as for those absentees during Amaths afternoon class, try to do ex 8C Q1ac, 3 and 4. Don't tell me you don't know how to do it when there's examples shown in the textbook to help you.

3. Physics presentation again..u better be good guys. Rock it!

4. Bring your Al-quran

ok...let the game begins,

as what we have heard from the -non-stop-announcement- about the audition of teacher's day and hari raya celebrations, it may not be held in the same day.

this may not sound classic but you're allowed to predict how bombastic it will. So according what I've just received in my email, there will 4 celebrations ahead of you. Better get ready, cos you might love the last thing i write at the end of this post.

Khatam Alquran celebration will be held this tuesday. As what you've heard from Cikgu K, tomorrow.. there will be a rehearsal for this. Looks like all the superheroes are going to attend this ceremony regardless of their skins, powers, religions, sexes and which designer they bought their clothes from.

I know you guys cannot wait for this upcoming semester break, well me too. I can't wait to put my shades on and shop for some new clothes for hari raya. Probably, one day after next semester comes, we might have the hari raya celebration. But bad news everyone, no one will get to show off their newly designed baju kurung or baju cara melayu or even your new shoes. The principal prohibited in a way to prevent some problems which mostly related to women/girl.

Next, the teacher's day celebration 22nd November . Well, well, well... how many of you attend the most exciting teacher's day celebration last year at ICC, pls pick your nose. Some of u didn't and some of u did right? Well for some of you who did, it's hell better than our tiny lil auditorium compared to icc..with that opera songs and fantastic drama~. Let's hope we will celebrate it again at the ICC this year for the sake of those who didn't get to see it last year.

Okay last but not least...FAMILY DAY CELEBRATION!I know most of you guys thought we might not have any family celebration this year. Due to some ''situation'' it's postponed til 30th November. So you guys are wrong! it's still on. From what I've heard, it may be held at 3 different places on the same day. You better get going with your sis,bros and parents cause the activities could shatter your ground and make your world go crazy. You don't want your family to be the loser ones, don't you?

But hey, don't be too excited, this is just rumours..

Until then..

You Know You Love ME

xoxo

GossipGuy

A word of advice: Be Prepared

2008-09-06T16:32:00.002+08:00

Bien fait, GossipGuy!

Would you believe that what GossipGuy said about Science College not having a form 6 again next year? You should, and we all think it's true, and some sources said it would happen next year.

The question is:

Where would the form 6 this year be? Would the name of Science College, famously known as Maktab Sains Paduka Seri Begawan Sultan be changed to Sekolah Menengah Sains? Yes, what GossipGuy said all about this seems to be true, even teachers are talking about this.

So what would it be for you Science College Elites that are soon to be form 6? Any form 6 schools in Brunei or study hard and go overseas? Like SirBio said, want to be the Sender or 'Sendee'?

And is it true that the college would have problems with students next year? Students this year is a tad too much, but next year would really be ridiculous. Would one class contain 50 students? Or would some class have to be conducted outside?

One source also said that the group of people known as 'them' are the ones that are highly increasing in school. The real Science College-ers are in fact outnumbered. By 'them' he means the type that is inconsistent with their education. What are you trying to imply, friend? Should they just be the ones transferred out of here and leave the form 6 in Science College or keep 'them' and remove the form 6?

FEW of the above are considered rumours
SOME are considered 'khabar angin', but
MOST are the talk of the school.

Would all of this benefit the whole society? Or would it just worsen the current situation they all face? Or even worse, would it wipe out the image of Science College, a college that holds the reputation of educating high-minded students?

The only solution: Time

Which side are you on?

A-Level Student in Brunei or Overseas?
Sender or Sendees?
'Them' or Real MS Students?
Predator or Victim?

Science College OR Science Secondary School?

You know you love me

xoxo,
gossip girl

2008-09-05T16:21:00.004+08:00

This Just In..

One of my many sources sent me this..

Is it true that Science College will turn to Science Secondary School?

When will that be?

& no more six forms?

Well the question is
why...?

Another source senses that there will be thousands of criminals entering our school next year and probably, it is predicted that it will be millions for the next 2 years coming..

As you can see that our elite science college is accepting new criminals every year .It seems that it's getting more and more. And I guess that our highly superb educated heroes can't handle anymore criminals?

yes?

Can't they even handle you guys?

Is this why heroes are giving up on us,whom will soon be leaving our school around..next year?

or probably sooner than that..

Let's just hope that this rumours aint true..

oh yes..
if that rumour is true..

and there'll be no more six forms..

Where will you be in 2010?

Uk or Duli College or P.T.E?

Have u decided which path are you gona take?

Or You're too busy for the audition of the upcoming Teacher's Day Celebration?

Well that's just it....

You Know You Love ME
xoxo

GossipGuy

2008-09-04T19:55:00.013+08:00

The Players Change But The Game Remains The Same

Few of them left their Qurans
Some of them didn't do their English Homework
Majority of them didn't do their Amaths
None of them got to perform their Physics Presentation

As for Saturday I am going to give you some reminders
1. Do get yourself ready for Amaths Test on Logarithm
2. Bother yourself to do your Amaths hw, English Compo and Phyics Electric Current
3. Physics Presentation

~~Have you heard that Superman's Biology blog has been deleted?~~ FALSE

Is it for real that he's leaving Science College soon?

And whose fault is that?

Better find out....

Looks like our Science College is losing numerous heroes nowadays..

Does our scandalous lives have something to do with this?

Unlike the rest of us, lies, hatred, jealousy and scandal never take a vacation

Even during this Wonderful Month Of Ramadhan

Instead, some of them would rather fight because of their jealousy and hatred

Some of them would fight for their rights

As what you've seen lately on the cbox..

You know what I mean

Are they the same person with different names?

Or Different person with the same attitude?

And more importantly which side are you in?

You Know You Love ME

xoxo

GossipGuy

WHERE MY PARTY PEOPLE AT?

2008-09-03T17:12:00.003+08:00

mawing mawak mawing mawak mawing mawak mawing mawak mawing mawak

in the jungle, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight....
in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight....
in the jungle, the lion wakes up, for his daily sahur...

aiyeeeee abim ba bam ba wayyyyyyyyy.....
dudududududududu........

HAHA random~

sup people? batah wah inda be-update ah. kesian, mcm rumah setinggan usulnya. well, not exactly, some people named Lia and Amal made this blog HANGATzZzZ.

bah news update!

1) Motivational talk by Superman. BAH PEOPLE, I WANNA BE THE SENDEE.
2) Yum is gonna be separated from 4C for practical exams!
3) And tadi sirbio looks pissed off. what happened?

Oh yeah...

Selamat Menunaikan Ibadah Puasa!

well, it's nearly sungkai. Apa pakai makan? Haha, bye.

2008-09-02T20:33:00.002+08:00

Homeworks to be handed in tomorrow :

1.Economics - the questions below
2.Physics - electric current
3.English - the compo

Happy Ramadhan Guys...May Allah Bless y'all..

Love,
one-of-4c-criminals

eco hw.

2008-08-28T18:59:00.003+08:00

okaay. since i'm so so so so bored masane, i'ma post the economics hw hariatu, for them yg nda dtg on wednesday. cheers. ;)

a) Money can be deposited at a bank in a current/deposit account. Which type of account would you use if you were saving for a house. Explain.
b) Cheques, standing orders and direct deburs are types of payments. Selct one of these methods of payment which is the most convenient for each of the following situations. Explain your choice:

making monthly hire purchase payments.
payment for a 10,000 mile car service bill.
payment for a quarterly gas bills.

c) How can customers avoid paying bank charges.

DONE. enjoy doing them. :)

- eff. :)

When You're Gone

2008-08-26T16:45:00.003+08:00

Go-go-go-good Afternoon Peeyopel! I'm here to do a post on this godforsaken blog which has been contaminated by the likes of people who really show their hatred throught the cBox. Seriously, what's wrong with people these days? Nada freedom kah lagi? Mau kan menimbulkan masalah antara satu sama lain? STAIL LAMA KAMU AH! Go back to your pram and suck that lollipop like the sucker you people are. And mun mau freedom, tunjukkan nama kamu ah, ani yang bida hantap wah nama sorang2 yang datang kan mengucap blog ani.
______________________________________________________________________

So yeah, what happened today?

Economics okay. banyak yang cemani =.=
MIB was finding the 12 'kementerian' and the Menteri for each of the Kementerian.
Biology corrections.
Chemistry was guidance for practical exam.
Mushaf Distribution during English.
Add Maths as usual, taking down notes.
Biolgy afternoon practical. T'was okay.

Okay my post? Lol. Love it~

-Eucya

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

2008-08-21T17:44:00.002+08:00

Good Afternoon Upper West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Apologies for my lack of updates. I hope you guys didn't die without gossip. I just came back from a fashion show in Utah.

The answer to the trick question last post was none other than Hafiz Hapni! The people who guessed right, you're indeed observant in class *wink*

Spotted: H being sent to the 'buritan' by Batman, to be with S. What's happening with the goodboy image H? Is it now badboy image?

Looks like Powerpuff Girl has been saving the world too much. When she came in this morning, her voice was indeed like Bubbles from PPG. Try to relax, PPG, next thing we'll know, you'll be voiceless.

Spotted: J and E stalking upon people's affairs. Are they my gossip sources? Or are they gossip girls themselves? I'll leave it to you to think of that.

Well, Batman's used to giving out criminals to the police, now he seems to promise criminals chocolates?! Is he corrupted or just nice deep inside his heart?

Nowadays, my posts are quite short, whaddaya know, I'm sitting on the plane now, on my way to Paris for another fashion show. And as always, i'll leave another question.

Take a step forward, take a step back. Who loves to give people presents with payback?

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

2008-08-19T17:16:00.002+08:00

Good Afternoon Upper west-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Spotted: H being all gay, and being noticed by Batman. What's up with you, H? Got something to share with us? Or is is just sudden hormone development?

Yes 4C, try to maintain Powerpuff girl's patience. Looks like she's about to blow up. You never know, we may end up in school without studying English anymore. Try to be more understanding.

Spotted: Superman contagiously giving tests, even practicals. This is how they test our minds. Time to take the notes for a serious revision everyday 4C! Every teacher may try to do the same thing too!

That's quite a short one. But i'll leave you with a trick question.

Who's got 2 legs, loves to be a b*tch, energetic type of person, loves to play, but at the same time, is serious in studies?

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

Burtday

2008-08-14T18:02:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SYAFIQAH!
It's your day!

Here she is! With Alep there!
Alep was so sweet to surprise her!
He even got her a Rose!

xoxo,
4C-criminals

Rock it People!

2008-08-13T17:17:00.003+08:00

Batah eh 4C nada update, so i'll update lah.

Bio tadi was normal.
Chemistry was normal.
Maths was normal.
Break was normal.
Economics was normal.
B.M. was normal.
Physics was normal.
Chemistry was normal.

Conclusion: SCHOOL = NORMAL

Cukup update ah?

Gossip of the day: Missing wallet of yum. Is he for real? Or was he playing with us? Or did someone hide it?

2008-08-08T11:39:00.001+08:00

Bio Presentation Last Wednesday!!!! We 4c rocks!

Syafiqah Annisa & Anis
Syafiq and Salam
h's group Sufri! Hadry! and Yummy!
Cheyenne and janet rawk the most!
that's how we rocked it
oh yeah ..our orang kuats of 4c
haven't I told you enough already? we rock!
who'd prevent us from having fun eh?!
that's more like it ..
emh hmm!!
the second group to present theirs thingy...

&GRABBED FROM SIR ZAINAL'S BLOG!
- h.. -

Photosynthesis

2008-08-06T23:25:00.003+08:00

Photosynthesis By Peter Weatherall

If you want to know,
How a plant grows,
It takes water, air, and sunlight,
And make cellulose.

Every plant can do this,
Fundamental process,
And we can call this,
Photosynthesis.

Unlike me and you,
Plants need CO2,
And they make oxygen that stops us turning blue.

Every plant can do this,
Fundamental process,
And we can call this,
Photosynthesis.

It’s a miracle,
How all the chlorophyll,
Captures sunlight in the leaves of the plants and the trees.

A plant of any size,
Can do it tetra thrice,
But we’re not green,
So we can’t photosynthesize.

Every plant can do this,
Fundamental process,
And we can call this,
Photosynthesis.

It’s a miracle,
How all the chlorophyll,
Captures sunlight in the leaves of the plants and the trees.

Every plant can do this,
Fundamental process,
And we can call this,
Photosynthesis.

Every plant can do this,
Fundamental process,
And we can call this,
Photosynthesis.

Photosynthesis……

sincerely,

RBF Aljarhead

2008-08-06T19:48:00.002+08:00

LOCAL NEWS!
Dogs maul 8-year-old boy in Kg Mata-Mata

Mohammad Hafizuddin at the hospital.

It's time to put stray dogs in Kg Mata-Mata on the leash.
Within a three-week span, a second boy was set upon by a pack of dogs landing him in the hospital with bite wounds to his right thigh and left calf muscle.

Eight-year-old Mohammad Hafizuddin was on his way to a nearby shop with two other children when three stray dogs attacked him around Simpang 207-10 STKRJ, Kg Mata-Mata yesterday afternoon.

Jaini Haji Duraman, who happened to be at the scene, managed to free the child from the vicious attack. The boy was rushed to RIPAS Hospital where he is now being treated.

According to witnesses, if Jaini Haji Duraman had not come to the rescue of the boy the dogs would have attacked the other two children who stood helpless and in mortal fear. Witnesses also said that the dogs, which attacked Hafizuddin, were the same ones that attacked Mohd Hafizan last July 15, which led to a reconstructive surgery on his badly bitten ear.
This has increased concern among residents of the kampong.

One of the three dogs, a large black-coloured one with white stripes, can still be seen roaming the kampong even with steps taken to control the situation by the kampong's consultative council following the July 15 incident.

Hafizuddin was still in pain and tears when the Bulletin met him at the hospital.
Hafizuddin's family members, who were at the hospital, looked shocked at what had happened to the eight-year-old child and hoped that the authorities responsible would take appropriate steps so that such incidents won't be repeated.

According to Penghulu of Mukim Gadong B, Major (R) Haji Bakar Sapar this was the second incident this year in the kampong.

He added that despite the efforts made by the consultative council, stray dogs still roam around as the kampong is quite vast.

Haji Bakar advised parents to ensure that their children are supervised when they are outside the house.

He also added that a meeting will be held by the consultative council to discuss ways to contain the problem and hoped that the authorities could take action as soon as possible before another incident occurs.

-Newsgrabber-

2008-08-03T14:56:00.002+08:00

Islamic Oration

Maktab Sains

Juara Bagi Peserta Lelaki

Muhammad Abdul Hafiz Bin Hapni

Naib Juara Bagi Peserta Perempuan

Dalilah Nabilah

2008-08-02T19:51:00.003+08:00

-Let's make our blog useful yeah other than filled with hawt gossips by our one and only mystery rockest GG :)-

LOCAL NEWS!!

From Borneo Bulletin

Bruneians forking out more money for food.
By Achong Tanjong

Bruneians are paying more for their food nowadays because of the increase in the price of flour.
To cushion the impact of the price hike, operators of several coffee shops in the country have slightly raised the price of bread and 'roti kosong' (plain Indian flatbread).

In the past, six pieces of 'roti paun' bread would cost between $1 and $1.20. However, Bruneians can expect to be charged between $1.50 and $1.80 these days.

Long gone also are the days when diners would just pay 60 cents for a plate of 'roti kosong'. Most coffee shops are now charging diners at least 70 cents for the popular dish.

Meanwhile, the price for a cup of 'Teh Tarik' has almost doubled at some coffee shops and restaurants. In the past, the price for a cup would be between 50 cents and 60 cents.

However, diners can now expect to pay at least one dollar for a glass.
"We have no choice but to raise the price of the food because we have to cover the cost of transportation, which has also increased due to the fuel price hike in exporting countries," they said.

The relevant authorities informed the Bulletin that they will take steps to ensure that suppliers and retailers do not increase the price of products as they please.

-newsgrabber

2008-08-02T16:38:00.002+08:00

Good Afternoon Upper West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Spotted: The 4C's getting dissed by the one and only Cikgu S. The 4C's were early to come to the indoor stadium for the event. When Cikgu S came, the 4C's were clueless of the need to have the piece of invitation and was told to leave. Well, who showed up at the last minute just to give utter humiliation back to her? We did! Doesn't she know that she's crossed the line with us? Be prepared, Cikgu S, you have a lot of explaining to do on Monday.

While I was away, a war broke out. Seems the mysterious 'senior' has hatred for this blog, and totally letting it out on the cBox. Unfortunately, looks like its over, for now. Why do great things happen when I'm not around? Unlucky I guess.

Spotted: Powerpuff Girl being fed up with the event that happened this morning. Well, PPG, that's how life is with Cikgu S on the lead. We'll have to wait for the right time, then you can release that anger you had this morning.

And it seems that while I was away, gossips were running away. Nowadays, my gossips aren't fresh enough, but hey, this one is an exclusive report. Be sure to comment though.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

2008-07-28T19:31:00.002+08:00

I just have to post this..HAHAHA. just to know what kind of mind you guys have :D HAHAHA. sorry if its a bit tooo long :D

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : "Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"
Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!". Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan. Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3? Abu: 9 Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6? Abu: 36 Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit? Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terus menjawab.
Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki? Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.
Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak. Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.
Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu. Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.
Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega. Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.
Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".

P/s: THE QUESTION NOW IS.... hahahahh miana pikiran kamu time membaca soalan atu? adakah ia a) meriam b) roda c) peluru. =p=p=p Moral of the story: semakin meningkat dewasa, kita menjadi semakin kuning.ngakun tah. HAHAHA.

QueenB

Goodbye

2008-07-28T14:46:00.002+08:00

Farewell to Our Economics Teacher

Cikgu Rodziah Wahab

Who's leaving us by Tuesday, 29th July 2008

We had many happy moments
Also a fair share of not-so-happy moments

But it's what you call 'Nostalgia'

Even though you're leaving, you're still our teacher =)

2008-07-18T17:14:00.024+08:00

P/S :

remodified..
thanks for calling me the ''so-called-perfect'' by the way.
for your info im not giving names here..
so why bother?
are you the one that im talking about?
who's afraid to use their own names in the cbox for them people to know?
or is she the love of your life then?
would you mind saying your name here so people will know.
i don't have the heart/guts to spill people's dirts and secrets here.
I'm just doing my job...
The definition of gossip is either it's fake or the truth..
Why don't you tell them which one for this one then..
They will surely want to know about it..
Rather than you're insulting me which so pointless at all...

THIS JUST IN!!

Girl on the verge

There's nothing I like more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic. One of my many sources sent me this, it happened yesterday in the afternoon where there was a fight between this girl with a teacher..

She was having a sweet romantic date with her boyfriend, sitting together, holding hands, touching his nose and yeah you know those kinda things which always happens at our lovely cafeteria. And so one of the teacher from IRK department saw this. She kindly asked her to not do that at school especially in the cafeteria.

Well the so-called-lifeless princess was so pride of herself and knocked that teacher down. She even said "Kenapakan cikgu? ramai jua orang macam ani di cafe ane. Jangatah cikgu kan membuang masa menagur kami! Ramai kali ah student yang bedating lagi tia labih! MP lagi tu! inda payah disabutkan namanya tu!! ane apa jua ganya memigang hidung bfku!!Jangantah menyibuk ane bah cikgu!!''. The teacher was shocked! She smacked down the table but still in a sweet and kind a way.

She said " Astaghafirullahalazim..is that the way you talk to your teacher? kau ckp cikgu ane pulang penyibuk?? cikgu bah, kau ckp penyibuk tia pulang? ane untuk kebaikan kamu ah, mun nda sampai bepigang2 atu inda pulang cikgu kisah tu. sama ane ku nampak kmu jua ganya ne, mana yang lain bedating ah. mun cigu nampak cigu tagur jwa tuu. astah cikgu bah kau ckp penyibuk?? ''with her angry but yet sweet tone. She couldn't believe that this girl was so fucking intransigent!

The girl namely A, stood up and again she exclaimed and point her finger to the teacher namely K , " Au bah cikgu bah!!! cikgu!!!''. Cher K just grabbed her left hand cause her anger was already furiously burning inside but she tried her best to hold it down. She asked for her name but A didn't say a word. Then she moved cikgu's hand and walked over her boyfriend angrily and head to the waiting bay on the front. Her boyfriend apologised of what happened. but the girl just walked past over the Cher K which was so damn rude!!

hints
She's in form 3
The boys who always hang out at the cafe should had seen this..
& i think you know who..

xoxo

GG

2008-07-17T16:15:00.002+08:00

Good Afternoon Upper West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

After 2 weeks of absence, Gossip Girl is back. Where have I been for these past 2 weeks? Gossip for the past 2 weeks have been very juicy, but unfortunately, it's considered outdated. Let me just give you three words. Scandal, romance, war.

Spotted: Gents of 4C prank-calling the Allstar. Poor SA, seems to take the word of the 'Rising Pornstar'. Don't worry SA, good guys finish first.

Word has it that H is hiding something from us. What is it, H? Don't be shy, show us what you've got there inside your bag. It might be worth a gem, seeing that you don't even want your criminals to know.

This is where my gossip ends. I apologize for my two weeks of absence. I know, i know, without Gossip Girl, who else is there to spread gossip?

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

2008-07-15T16:34:00.000+08:00

Selamat Hari Keputeraan ke-62

KDYMM Paduka Seri Baginda Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzadin Waddaulah
Sultan dan Yang Di-Pertuan Negara Brunei Darussalam

Semoga Allah Lanjutkan Usia Baginda

2008-07-13T17:54:00.003+08:00

'sup guys... i found the most amusing pics ever. enjoy~

these are supposedly(sp??) toilet signs around the world. paluy but very creative and funny--

---cookie

2008-07-12T22:23:00.004+08:00

haiya..so bored..GG hasn't posted anything?? i need news guys cause i've been missing my thursday and saturday. well today good news! i got in for the Syarahan Competition! we even got no.1 for the preliminary round, both male and female( Dalilah ). I had to get up early just to catch the boat that'd bring us to Temburong . We had to be at Pasarulak at 6:30! Do you even know where pasarulak is? haha so the journey to Tembird was kind of cool..the boat we took was like having this kind of steering wheel..woah modern sudah rupanya boat kitani ani hahah but seriously! i was amazed by the professinalism of the driver. he was like driving the boat like driving a formula 1! LOLS so to make story short..kami stranded at Sungai Tembird right on our way back home!! paluy..we had to wait 15 minutes for another boat to come and fetch us..and there were like only mangrove trees around under the stifling heat..unfortunately i didn't bring my camera or phone, if not i can show u guys the pics of the surrounding on our way to Tembird by boat! cool lah bah okeh tats all

*oh i didn't know that Tembird was famous of horning ...* i meant horn for cars*

h..

2008-07-11T19:03:00.003+08:00

okaayy.. since arh the warning for criminals on econs is not updated...yet.. and i dont know how to update the right or left hand side corner for this blog.. or i can simply say saya...malas :D okay, im being honest here :D

here it is.. what should we read for econs :
1. market structure
2. perfect monopoly
3. cost of production
4. factor of production
5. revenue
6. profit
7. growth of firm
8. economies of scale.

AND AND , this is what i write in my post diary.. kalau salah, gtau aku!
good luck for the test people! and yeah, i havent study plangg.. im going to tonite.. wish me luck jua! lol. and study...jangan inda!

ABazilahHA

2008-07-08T16:33:00.005+08:00

Good Afternoon Upper West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Spotted: H being late for class. Looks like he was with Queen B and EA. Is this what people would call a scandal? Or just popular? Wake up to the real world H, people might think that you're a goodboy-turned-naughty.

Looks like this blog is being tracked now. Just this morning, Powerpuff Girl was given the key to this blog and she seems to be interested for what's in store. Remember the saying 'When the cats away, mice come out and play'? Now it's 'When the cat is running astray, mice will run away.'

The ladies and gents of 4C were bombarded with a test today. Consequences? Yes, students complaining. Beware, Superman, the 4C's supply of Kryptonite has arrived and they know where you'll be hiding.

In case you have been wondering, World War 4 isn't over. And it's really getting worse than World War 1 and 2. Gossip Guy appears out of the web and even some gent named RBF appears. What have we got here, people? Viruses? Or just people who wants to have fun? Soon even more will come out to play.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

2008-07-07T22:06:00.002+08:00

Guys Fill Your Day With Smiles and Laughter .enjoy life.

NENEK TUA

Seorang nenek berusia 65 tahun melahirkan seorang anak. Rakan- rakannya datang berkunjung untuk menjenguknya. Ketika mereka ingin melihat bayi nenek tersebut, nenek itu berkata “Nanti dulu”. Beberapa minit kemudian mereka berkata ingin melihat bayi itu lagi. Tetapi nenek itu tetap berkata “Nanti dulu”. Akhirnya mereka bertanya : “Bila kami boleh melihat bayi engkau..?” “Bila dia menangis”. “Kenapa kami harus tunggu sampai dia menangis?” “Sebabnya aku lupa.. dimana aku letak bayiku tadi..”

Salah Faham

Ada dua org anak kembar. namanya tam dan toni.mereka sudah dewasa dan telah beristeri. Tam mempunyai sebuah perahu yg sangat usang.Kebetulan suatu hari isteri Toni meninggal ketika menaiki perahu Tam. Beberapa hari kemudian seorang wanita tua berjumpatam, dan secara tidak sengaja menyangkanya Toni yg barukehilangan isterinya. Wanita itu berkata kpd Tam ” saya turut bersedih atas kehilangan yg anda rasakan.Tentu anda merasa sedih. “Tam yg menyangka bahawa wanita itu bercakap tentang perahu menjawab, “tak apalah, sebenarnya memang dah lama saya ingin membuangnya… ..dah tua,lagipun memang tak berapa menarik sejak pertama kali melihatnya. Bahagian bawahnya sudah lapok dan berbau busuk. Bahagian buntutnya dah teruk , lubang bahagian depannya pun dah sangat lebar. Setiap kali aku menggunakannya, lubangnya bertambah besar dan bocor. ” saya rasa yg paling merosakkanya ialah semasa saya meminjamkannya kepada 4 org kawan. Saya sudah ingatkan kawan2 keadaannya sudah tidak berapa baik. Tapi mereka masih juga mahu menggunakannya. Mereka berempat cuba masuk ke ke dalam serentak dan akhirnya ia terbelah ditengah2. Mendengar kata2 itu wanita tua itupun pengsan… .. huhuhu

-JD-

2008-07-07T21:36:00.004+08:00

Pls ahh..dont hold your laugh..go and laugh loud loud..ok? dont playplayy hahaha

> >Lubangape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?

> >Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.

> >> >2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?

> >Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

> >> >3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?

> >Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

> >> >4) Binatang ape power Karate?

> >Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

> >> >5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?

> >Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

> >> >7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?

> >Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

> >> >8) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?

> >Answer: Pembohong...

> >> >9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?

> >Answer: Usus

> >> >10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?

> >Answer: Kutu rambut

> >> >11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?

> >Answer: Neneknye si katak

> >> >12) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?

> >Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

> >> >13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?

> >Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
> >- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan' *setelah semlm tdo bersama*

> >> >14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?

> >Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang....hehe

> >> >15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?

> >Answer: Tukang gali kubur

> >> >16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?

> >Answer: Tahi hidung

> >> >17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?

> >Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

> >> >18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?

> >Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ape...

> >> >19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?

> >Answer: Dengan susah payah......

-JD-

2008-07-07T21:26:00.003+08:00

Burung Kakak Tua
Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Keduaburung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanyadiam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkatakepada si penjual burung.

Pembeli : Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...??

Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu RM500, sedangkan yang diamitu RM1000.

Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.

Penjual: Yaa... memang berbeza, yang berharaga RM1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.

Pak Pandir Beli TV
Pak Pandir ingin membeli tv warna. Dia pun ke kedai..

Pak Pandir : Awak ada jual tv warna?

Penjual : Ada.

Pak Pandir : Kasi saya tv warna hijau......

Prasejarah
Suatu hari, Pak Mat berkunjung ke muzium negara, ketika itu berlangsung pameran pra sejarah. Antara yang dipamerkan ialah rangka dinosaur. Setelah berpusing-pusing, datanglah seorang penjaga muzium yang bernama Komeng yang sedang bertugas lalu bertanya,

Komeng: ada apa pakcik?

Pakcik: Pakcik nie nak bertanya... agak-agaknye la berapa umur dinasour nie?

Dengan penuh yakin Komeng menjawab

Komeng: Satu juta tahun, empat bulan, lima hari.

Pakcik: Terernya awak... macam mana awak boleh tahu sampai begitu sekali?

Komeng: Waktu saya mula kerje kat sini, umur dinasour ni satu juta tahun, sekarang saya dah empat bulan lima hari kat sini.

Muntah-muntah
Suatu hari di negara Eropah diadakan satu pertandinganan iaitu menahan bau di dalam sebuah bilik kecil yang didalamnya dimasukkan 10 ekor kambing.Peserta pertama dari Amerika..Baru 3 minit dia sudah keluar sambil muntah-muntah.Peserta kedua dari Jepun..Baru 10 minit dia sudah pengsan.Peserta ketiga dari Afrika,Baru 30 minit dia terus keluar dan muntah-muntah.Terakhir peserta dari Bangladesh...Baru 1 minit... 10 kambing itu keluar dan muntah-muntah.

ANAK DAN BAPA
Jamil pulang dari sekolah dan bercerita pada bapanya yang tidakpernah bersekolah.

Jamil: Ayah, tadi saya dimarah oleh cikgu!

Ayah: Kamu buat silap apa, Jamil?

Jamil: Tadi saya tidak dapat menjawab pertanyaan cikgu.

Ayah: Apa yang cikgu tanya?

Jamil: Cikgu tanya, di mana letaknya Washington.

Ayah: Itupun kamu boleh tak tahu! Lain kali kalau kamu sudah meletakkan sesuatu benda, jangan lupa di mana tempatnya!

2008-07-07T21:09:00.003+08:00

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information
and/or technology language.
How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school.

See example below:-
Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA: Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

-JD-

2008-07-07T19:29:00.004+08:00

Good Evening Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Rumour has it that AY is transferring to JIS. What's the reason, AY? Sources tell me that he is leaving his girl in Science College for another girl in JIS. What we have here is an exclusive scandalous affair. Better move out fast, AY, the girl you're leaving might not be happy with this.

Spotted: CM throwing a really bad tantrum to the criminals. Poor them. Just bear with her, you might me well-known someday, all because of her deeds.

Saw the criminal S leaving the class red-faced? Criminal N pasted a notice to everybody on S's back. Poor S, he's lost but surely his partner-in-crime N saved the day by asking people to take S home as written on the note.

Spotted: Last post by Gossip Girl is not by moi. Seems to me there seems to be jealousy with people now. Watch out, Faux Gossip Girl, you won't be hiding for long now that I have your name.

The GG War seems to be getting more and more bloody, an increasing number of suspects being the one and only Gossip Girl a.k.a. moi. Suspects are likely to be safe these days, to nickname a few: H,Q,Queen B,AY,S and even EA.

Looks like my gossip is finished for today. But don't worry, dear readers, fresh gossip everyday for your entertainment.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

Hope you guys like this

2008-07-07T16:30:00.002+08:00

MA 4C,
That is what this all is about.
In Which MA stands for Miss Angela and C stands for Criminals: Miss Angela’s criminals.
We united from different regions: MB 3B, E, C, H, A, M P, I, O, N and Z.
But somehow we get very close to each other.
We started by laughing at the jokes made by the jokers,
Then we get to know each other more.
Nine superheroes behind our back,
Guiding us through life
And fixing us to be a better person.
That’s what we really are!
22 Criminals,
9 superheroes
And 1 big family!

xoxoxo,
RBF

2008-07-07T14:04:00.002+08:00

Good Afternoon Borneo West-Siders! Gossip Guy here! Your second and not only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites!

Spotted. Couples going on dates around the college canteen area are making some loners go green-eyed. Who is this loner? Never will you know. Two females, one available and another one taken but available, are on the list for those male loners out there. Unfortunately, those two, are only available for today. Sorry, peeps.

Spotted as well, 3 criminals of 4C is book worming themselves in the school library, studying for the upcoming tests. Turning into better criminals, are we?

Just to remind all you criminals, TOPICAL TEST 3 is coming up. Watch out people, better prepare yourselves with your ultimate weapons, before them Superheros attacks us.

Rumors about the identity of Gossip Girl, my beloved one, is getting wild and wilder each day. Identities should not be exposed, as us two Gossipers might end up behind bars for that.

That's it for this post. Let Gossip Girl do her job.

I know you love me as well.

oxox,
Gossip Guy.

2008-07-06T14:11:00.002+08:00

WOMEN AND MEN

Believe it or not.

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr . in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble,

it's aHISterectomy.

-facts-

2008-07-06T10:30:00.004+08:00

Good morning Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here! You’re one and only source into the scandalous lives f the Science College Elites.

Looks like the World-War 4 had broken out to me. Queen B, S and N were here last night scratching their heads, trying to figure out who is the real Gossip Girl a.k.a. me. Their list of the people who might be the real Gossip Girl has been increasing. S, Z and even AY are in the list currently.

S is first being accused by N because I spoke Chinese. Well, it’s totally a wrong guess because he’s not! HAHA. I guess it’s not worthless then when I first learned that from him. Now he get the blame!

You know you love me.

xoxo,

Gossip Girl

2008-07-05T20:34:00.003+08:00

Health - Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFTear

Do not drink coffee TWICEa day

Do not take pills with COOLwater

Do not have ! HUGEmeals after 5pm

Reduce the amount of TEAyou consume

Reduce the amount of OILYfood you consume

Drink more WATERin the morning, less at night

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONGperiod of time

Best sleeping time is from 10pmat night to 6amin the morning

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicinebefore sleeping

When battery is down to the LASTgrid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times

-tips-

2008-07-05T20:21:00.006+08:00

Bacalah...

1) kawan tu bkn mcm main FUTSAL. Mula-mula kejar..dah dapat sepak..

2)kawan tu bkn mcm main SKATE. Mula-mula gosok..lepas tu pijak...

3)kawan tu bkn mcm main RAGBI. Mula-mula tangkap.. dah dapat tendang..

4)kawan tu bknnya mcm PAMPERS.. dah pakai, buang..

5)kawan tu bknnya mcm BARANG KEMAS. Waktu baru beli pakai. Dah sengkek gadai.

6)kawan tu bkn mcm PELANGI. Hari cerah takde..hujan gerimis baru muncul..

7)kawan tu bkn mcm KERETA. Rosak skit,jual.. ambik kereta baru..

8)kawan tu bkn mcm CHIPSMORE.. kejap ade kejap takde..

9)kawan tu bkn mcm BANK. Bila dah takde duit, pegi kat sana ambik.

10)lagi.....kawan tu mcm ape ye???? Haa..kawan tu mcm AWAK LA. .

bila saya menulis ne awak akan baca dgn teliti sampai habis. Walau ape pun tanggapan org tentang kawan.. bagi saya, kawan tu penting. Seorang kawan takkan biarkan kawan dia menangis, sedih, berduka dan sebagainya. Kawan yg sejati adalah seorang kawan yang dapat diajak duduk dan berbincang tentang pelbagai perkara. Yang penting, seorang kawan akan sentiasa menghadiahkan senyuman kpd kawan-kawannya.. :)

-nenek-yang-baru-merasa-adanya-seorang-kawan-

2008-07-05T20:10:00.002+08:00

Seorang lelaki telah menginap di sebuah hotel di KL. Terdapat sebuah komputer di dalam bilik hotel itu. Dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar e-mail kepada isterinya.Malangnya, dia telah tersalah taip alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa mengetahui kesilapan itu, dia pun terus menghantar e-mail tersebut.

Di sebuah rumah di Kedah pula, seorang janda baru sampai ke rumahnya selepas pulang daripada majlis pengebumian suaminya. Janda tersebut mengambil keputusan untuk menyemak e-mailnya untuk melihat sekiranya terdapat mesej daripada saudara-mara dan teman-temannya.

Selepas membaca e-mail pertama itu si janda tersebut pun pengsan. Anak lelaki janda tersebut pun bergegas ke bilik ibunya dan mendapati ibunya terlentang di lantai dan dia pun membaca mesej di dalam skrin komputer:

To : Isteri kesayanganku
Date : 16 May 2002
Subject : Abang telah selamat sampai

Abang tahu Sayang pasti akan terkejut dengan kehadiran mesej ini. Mereka telah menyediakan komputer di sini pada ketika ini dan kita boleh menghantar e-mail kepada sesiapa sahaja terutama insan kesayangan kita.Abang telah selamat sampai dan telah menginap dengan aman di sini. Abang lihat semuanya telah di sediakan di sini untuk kedatanganmu pada hari esok.

Semoga berjumpa denganmu nanti, Sayang. Abang harap perjalananmu ke sini nanti lebih
bermakna seperti apa yang telah Abang lalui ketika ini.

-JD-

2008-07-05T20:06:00.002+08:00

Good Evening Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here! You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Looks like World War 3 has broken out, in 4C's cBox, that is. It seems that one of the 4C's started this war, but seems that they have cooled down. When's World War 4, people?

H being suspected of being the one and only moi. And also others to name a few: E, C, AQ and none other than Queen B. 5 Gossip girls in the school? Watch out watch out, the world can't take on more than one Gossip Girl.

Spotted: The bright-eyed powerpuff girl having a bad day? Or just saved the Universe? She needs some rest, her eye this morning looks like it's standing on thin matchsticks. Careful PPG, Mojo Jojo might attack when you least expect it.

And yes, please do dish out dirt on cBox, you never know, any person can get famous for being the talk of the school.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

2008-07-05T15:56:00.005+08:00

If you think your phone is fancy … you better think again!

Retroxis By Dark Label

If most phones presented here will never be sold in store for sure, the Retroxis concept phone from Dark Label looks kinda human, and makes us hope we'll be able to get one of these one day. Designed by Lim Sze Tat the phone is encased in high polished polycarbonate renowned for its lightweight and toughness and has an invisible OLED display that silently hides away when inactive.

Sky 'Sleak n Slim'

'Sleek & Slim' from SKY is another concept based on touchscreen technology. The phone has a discretely glowing touchpad, hideaway keys and generally utterly-fashionable minimalist design.

Nokia Aeon

Nokia Aeon was presented by Nokia on their website in the Research & Development section. What is so great about this phone is that it looks like it will actually go into production next February. Of course, its just a rumor, but still, makes us hope to actually see it someday in the GSM shop. All we know about it for now is that its a touchscreen phone and it looks fantastic.

Asus Aura

Nokia 888 Communicator

Nokia definitely has the most interesting concept phones. Nokia 888 Communicator is a striking futuristic concept phone. The phone, which uses liquid batteries, speech recognition, flexible touchscreen and touch-sensitive body cover,is designed by Tamer Nakisci and won the Nokia Design Award

-XsuperX-