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Monday, July 28, 2008 { 7:31 PM }

I just have to post this..HAHAHA. just to know what kind of mind you guys have :D HAHAHA. sorry if its a bit tooo long :D


Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : "Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"
Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!". Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan. Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3? Abu: 9 Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6? Abu: 36 Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit? Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terus menjawab.
Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki? Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.
Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak. Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.
Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu. Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.
Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega. Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.
Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".

P/s: THE QUESTION NOW IS.... hahahahh miana pikiran kamu time membaca soalan atu? adakah ia a) meriam b) roda c) peluru. =p=p=p Moral of the story: semakin meningkat dewasa, kita menjadi semakin kuning.ngakun tah. HAHAHA.

QueenB

Labels: ABazilahHA, joke, just for fun

{ 2:46 PM }

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Friday, July 18, 2008 { 5:14 PM }

P/S :

remodified..
thanks for calling me the ''so-called-perfect'' by the way.
for your info im not giving names here..
so why bother?
are you the one that im talking about?
who's afraid to use their own names in the cbox for them people to know?
or is she the love of your life then?
would you mind saying your name here so people will know.
i don't have the heart/guts to spill people's dirts and secrets here.
I'm just doing my job...
The definition of gossip is either it's fake or the truth..
Why don't you tell them which one for this one then..
They will surely want to know about it..
Rather than you're insulting me which so pointless at all...




THIS JUST IN!!





There's nothing I like more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic. One of my many sources sent me this, it happened yesterday in the afternoon where there was a fight between this girl with a teacher..

She was having a sweet romantic date with her boyfriend, sitting together, holding hands, touching his nose and yeah you know those kinda things which always happens at our lovely cafeteria. And so one of the teacher from IRK department saw this. She kindly asked her to not do that at school especially in the cafeteria.

Well the so-called-lifeless princess was so pride of herself and knocked that teacher down. She even said "Kenapakan cikgu? ramai jua orang macam ani di cafe ane. Jangatah cikgu kan membuang masa menagur kami! Ramai kali ah student yang bedating lagi tia labih! MP lagi tu! inda payah disabutkan namanya tu!! ane apa jua ganya memigang hidung bfku!!Jangantah menyibuk ane bah cikgu!!''. The teacher was shocked! She smacked down the table but still in a sweet and kind a way.

She said " Astaghafirullahalazim..is that the way you talk to your teacher? kau ckp cikgu ane pulang penyibuk?? cikgu bah, kau ckp penyibuk tia pulang? ane untuk kebaikan kamu ah, mun nda sampai bepigang2 atu inda pulang cikgu kisah tu. sama ane ku nampak kmu jua ganya ne, mana yang lain bedating ah. mun cigu nampak cigu tagur jwa tuu. astah cikgu bah kau ckp penyibuk?? ''with her angry but yet sweet tone. She couldn't believe that this girl was so fucking intransigent!

The girl namely A, stood up and again she exclaimed and point her finger to the teacher namely K , " Au bah cikgu bah!!! cikgu!!!''. Cher K just grabbed her left hand cause her anger was already furiously burning inside but she tried her best to hold it down. She asked for her name but A didn't say a word. Then she moved cikgu's hand and walked over her boyfriend angrily and head to the waiting bay on the front. Her boyfriend apologised of what happened. but the girl just walked past over the Cher K which was so damn rude!!

hints
She's in form 3
The boys who always hang out at the cafe should had seen this..
& i think you know who..

xoxo


GG

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Thursday, July 17, 2008 { 4:15 PM }

Good Afternoon Upper West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

After 2 weeks of absence, Gossip Girl is back. Where have I been for these past 2 weeks? Gossip for the past 2 weeks have been very juicy, but unfortunately, it's considered outdated. Let me just give you three words. Scandal, romance, war.

Spotted: Gents of 4C prank-calling the Allstar. Poor SA, seems to take the word of the 'Rising Pornstar'. Don't worry SA, good guys finish first.

Word has it that H is hiding something from us. What is it, H? Don't be shy, show us what you've got there inside your bag. It might be worth a gem, seeing that you don't even want your criminals to know.

This is where my gossip ends. I apologize for my two weeks of absence. I know, i know, without Gossip Girl, who else is there to spread gossip?

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 { 4:34 PM }

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Sunday, July 13, 2008 { 5:54 PM }

'sup guys... i found the most amusing pics ever. enjoy~











these are supposedly(sp??) toilet signs around the world. paluy but very creative and funny--

---cookie

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 { 10:23 PM }

haiya..so bored..GG hasn't posted anything?? i need news guys cause i've been missing my thursday and saturday. well today good news! i got in for the Syarahan Competition! we even got no.1 for the preliminary round, both male and female( Dalilah ). I had to get up early just to catch the boat that'd bring us to Temburong . We had to be at Pasarulak at 6:30! Do you even know where pasarulak is? haha so the journey to Tembird was kind of cool..the boat we took was like having this kind of steering wheel..woah modern sudah rupanya boat kitani ani hahah but seriously! i was amazed by the professinalism of the driver. he was like driving the boat like driving a formula 1! LOLS so to make story short..kami stranded at Sungai Tembird right on our way back home!! paluy..we had to wait 15 minutes for another boat to come and fetch us..and there were like only mangrove trees around under the stifling heat..unfortunately i didn't bring my camera or phone, if not i can show u guys the pics of the surrounding on our way to Tembird by boat! cool lah bah okeh tats all

*oh i didn't know that Tembird was famous of horning ...* i meant horn for cars*

Friday, July 11, 2008 { 7:03 PM }

okaayy.. since arh the warning for criminals on econs is not updated...yet.. and i dont know how to update the right or left hand side corner for this blog.. or i can simply say saya...malas :D okay, im being honest here :D

here it is.. what should we read for econs :
1. market structure
2. perfect monopoly
3. cost of production
4. factor of production
5. revenue
6. profit
7. growth of firm
8. economies of scale.

AND AND , this is what i write in my post diary.. kalau salah, gtau aku!
good luck for the test people! and yeah, i havent study plangg.. im going to tonite.. wish me luck jua! lol. and study...jangan inda!

ABazilahHA

Labels: ABazilahHA, school reminder

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 { 4:33 PM }

Good Afternoon Upper West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Spotted: H being late for class. Looks like he was with Queen B and EA. Is this what people would call a scandal? Or just popular? Wake up to the real world H, people might think that you're a goodboy-turned-naughty.

Looks like this blog is being tracked now. Just this morning, Powerpuff Girl was given the key to this blog and she seems to be interested for what's in store. Remember the saying 'When the cats away, mice come out and play'? Now it's 'When the cat is running astray, mice will run away.'

The ladies and gents of 4C were bombarded with a test today. Consequences? Yes, students complaining. Beware, Superman, the 4C's supply of Kryptonite has arrived and they know where you'll be hiding.

In case you have been wondering, World War 4 isn't over. And it's really getting worse than World War 1 and 2. Gossip Guy appears out of the web and even some gent named RBF appears. What have we got here, people? Viruses? Or just people who wants to have fun? Soon even more will come out to play.

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Monday, July 7, 2008 { 10:06 PM }

Guys Fill Your Day With Smiles and Laughter .enjoy life.

NENEK TUA

Seorang nenek berusia 65 tahun melahirkan seorang anak. Rakan- rakannya datang berkunjung untuk menjenguknya. Ketika mereka ingin melihat bayi nenek tersebut, nenek itu berkata “Nanti dulu”. Beberapa minit kemudian mereka berkata ingin melihat bayi itu lagi. Tetapi nenek itu tetap berkata “Nanti dulu”. Akhirnya mereka bertanya : “Bila kami boleh melihat bayi engkau..?” “Bila dia menangis”. “Kenapa kami harus tunggu sampai dia menangis?” “Sebabnya aku lupa.. dimana aku letak bayiku tadi..”

Salah Faham

Ada dua org anak kembar. namanya tam dan toni.mereka sudah dewasa dan telah beristeri. Tam mempunyai sebuah perahu yg sangat usang.Kebetulan suatu hari isteri Toni meninggal ketika menaiki perahu Tam. Beberapa hari kemudian seorang wanita tua berjumpatam, dan secara tidak sengaja menyangkanya Toni yg barukehilangan isterinya. Wanita itu berkata kpd Tam ” saya turut bersedih atas kehilangan yg anda rasakan.Tentu anda merasa sedih. “Tam yg menyangka bahawa wanita itu bercakap tentang perahu menjawab, “tak apalah, sebenarnya memang dah lama saya ingin membuangnya… ..dah tua,lagipun memang tak berapa menarik sejak pertama kali melihatnya. Bahagian bawahnya sudah lapok dan berbau busuk. Bahagian buntutnya dah teruk , lubang bahagian depannya pun dah sangat lebar. Setiap kali aku menggunakannya, lubangnya bertambah besar dan bocor. ” saya rasa yg paling merosakkanya ialah semasa saya meminjamkannya kepada 4 org kawan. Saya sudah ingatkan kawan2 keadaannya sudah tidak berapa baik. Tapi mereka masih juga mahu menggunakannya. Mereka berempat cuba masuk ke ke dalam serentak dan akhirnya ia terbelah ditengah2. Mendengar kata2 itu wanita tua itupun pengsan… .. huhuhu

{ 9:36 PM }

Pls ahh..dont hold your laugh..go and laugh loud loud..ok? dont playplayy hahaha

> >Lubangape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?

> >Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.

> >> >2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?

> >Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

> >> >3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?

> >Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

> >> >4) Binatang ape power Karate?

> >Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

> >> >5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?

> >Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

> >> >7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?

> >Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

> >> >8) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?

> >Answer: Pembohong...

> >> >9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?

> >Answer: Usus

> >> >10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?

> >Answer: Kutu rambut

> >> >11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?

> >Answer: Neneknye si katak

> >> >12) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?

> >Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

> >> >13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?

> >Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
> >- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan' *setelah semlm tdo bersama*

> >> >14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?

> >Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang....hehe

> >> >15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?

> >Answer: Tukang gali kubur

> >> >16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?

> >Answer: Tahi hidung

> >> >17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?

> >Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

> >> >18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?

> >Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ape...

> >> >19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?

> >Answer: Dengan susah payah......

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{ 9:26 PM }

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{ 9:09 PM }

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?
This is because the whole world uses the language as an information
and/or technology language.
How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school.

See example below:-
Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA: Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Labels: fact

{ 7:29 PM }

Good Evening Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Rumour has it that AY is transferring to JIS. What's the reason, AY? Sources tell me that he is leaving his girl in Science College for another girl in JIS. What we have here is an exclusive scandalous affair. Better move out fast, AY, the girl you're leaving might not be happy with this.

Spotted: CM throwing a really bad tantrum to the criminals. Poor them. Just bear with her, you might me well-known someday, all because of her deeds.

Saw the criminal S leaving the class red-faced? Criminal N pasted a notice to everybody on S's back. Poor S, he's lost but surely his partner-in-crime N saved the day by asking people to take S home as written on the note.

Spotted: Last post by Gossip Girl is not by moi. Seems to me there seems to be jealousy with people now. Watch out, Faux Gossip Girl, you won't be hiding for long now that I have your name.

The GG War seems to be getting more and more bloody, an increasing number of suspects being the one and only Gossip Girl a.k.a. moi. Suspects are likely to be safe these days, to nickname a few: H,Q,Queen B,AY,S and even EA.

Looks like my gossip is finished for today. But don't worry, dear readers, fresh gossip everyday for your entertainment.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
gossip girl

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{ 4:30 PM }

MA 4C,
That is what this all is about.
In Which MA stands for Miss Angela and C stands for Criminals: Miss Angela’s criminals.
We united from different regions: MB 3B, E, C, H, A, M P, I, O, N and Z.
But somehow we get very close to each other.
We started by laughing at the jokes made by the jokers,
Then we get to know each other more.
Nine superheroes behind our back,
Guiding us through life
And fixing us to be a better person.
That’s what we really are!
22 Criminals,
9 superheroes
And 1 big family!



xoxoxo,
RBF

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{ 2:04 PM }

Good Afternoon Borneo West-Siders! Gossip Guy here! Your second and not only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites!

Spotted. Couples going on dates around the college canteen area are making some loners go green-eyed. Who is this loner? Never will you know. Two females, one available and another one taken but available, are on the list for those male loners out there. Unfortunately, those two, are only available for today. Sorry, peeps.

Spotted as well, 3 criminals of 4C is book worming themselves in the school library, studying for the upcoming tests. Turning into better criminals, are we?

Just to remind all you criminals, TOPICAL TEST 3 is coming up. Watch out people, better prepare yourselves with your ultimate weapons, before them Superheros attacks us.

Rumors about the identity of Gossip Girl, my beloved one, is getting wild and wilder each day. Identities should not be exposed, as us two Gossipers might end up behind bars for that.

That's it for this post. Let Gossip Girl do her job.


I know you love me as well.

oxox,
Gossip Guy.

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 { 2:11 PM }

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{ 10:30 AM }

Good morning Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here! You’re one and only source into the scandalous lives f the Science College Elites.

Looks like the World-War 4 had broken out to me. Queen B, S and N were here last night scratching their heads, trying to figure out who is the real Gossip Girl a.k.a. me. Their list of the people who might be the real Gossip Girl has been increasing. S, Z and even AY are in the list currently.

S is first being accused by N because I spoke Chinese. Well, it’s totally a wrong guess because he’s not! HAHA. I guess it’s not worthless then when I first learned that from him. Now he get the blame!

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 { 8:34 PM }

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{ 8:21 PM }

{ 8:10 PM }

Seorang lelaki telah menginap di sebuah hotel di KL. Terdapat sebuah komputer di dalam bilik hotel itu. Dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar e-mail kepada isterinya.Malangnya, dia telah tersalah taip alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa mengetahui kesilapan itu, dia pun terus menghantar e-mail tersebut.

Di sebuah rumah di Kedah pula, seorang janda baru sampai ke rumahnya selepas pulang daripada majlis pengebumian suaminya. Janda tersebut mengambil keputusan untuk menyemak e-mailnya untuk melihat sekiranya terdapat mesej daripada saudara-mara dan teman-temannya.

Selepas membaca e-mail pertama itu si janda tersebut pun pengsan. Anak lelaki janda tersebut pun bergegas ke bilik ibunya dan mendapati ibunya terlentang di lantai dan dia pun membaca mesej di dalam skrin komputer:

To : Isteri kesayanganku
Date : 16 May 2002
Subject : Abang telah selamat sampai

Abang tahu Sayang pasti akan terkejut dengan kehadiran mesej ini. Mereka telah menyediakan komputer di sini pada ketika ini dan kita boleh menghantar e-mail kepada sesiapa sahaja terutama insan kesayangan kita.Abang telah selamat sampai dan telah menginap dengan aman di sini. Abang lihat semuanya telah di sediakan di sini untuk kedatanganmu pada hari esok.

Semoga berjumpa denganmu nanti, Sayang. Abang harap perjalananmu ke sini nanti lebih
bermakna seperti apa yang telah Abang lalui ketika ini.

{ 8:06 PM }

Good Evening Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here! You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Looks like World War 3 has broken out, in 4C's cBox, that is. It seems that one of the 4C's started this war, but seems that they have cooled down. When's World War 4, people?

H being suspected of being the one and only moi. And also others to name a few: E, C, AQ and none other than Queen B. 5 Gossip girls in the school? Watch out watch out, the world can't take on more than one Gossip Girl.

Spotted: The bright-eyed powerpuff girl having a bad day? Or just saved the Universe? She needs some rest, her eye this morning looks like it's standing on thin matchsticks. Careful PPG, Mojo Jojo might attack when you least expect it.

And yes, please do dish out dirt on cBox, you never know, any person can get famous for being the talk of the school.

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{ 3:56 PM }

{ 3:50 PM }

KENTUT
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i'll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?
memang tak masuk akal!

WARNING!!
children playing outside the car can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car can cause children!

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai
3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate 'Damn we're sooo sweeeet!'
the chocolate replied 'Sweet? u should see the person who posted this crap. fuh, lagi sweet!' hoho.....

{ 2:19 PM }

Good Afternoon Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

A new romantic affair has gone off the scandalous radar. It seems that this lady is messing with 4 gentlemen at a time. We won't be hearing her for a while now the secret's out and about.

Spotted: Barbie Girl leaving the 4C's behind doing their brain-breaking test. Sources stated that one of her relatives had an accident. We all pray for his safety BG.

Gentlemen and ladies of 4C all morning have been scratching heads. Who discriminated us? Who dares to mess with us? Who even has the guts to fight with us? Watch out people because 4C won't be an easy mess to clean up.

The 4C's have been also into gossip about the identity of the real Gossip girl a.k.a. Me. Poor H and Q, been accused by the ladies of being the one and only Gossip Girl. Just remember this, I have people eyeing all of you. Even when i'm not around, you know that I'll get the juicy info first.

Ever heard a compass swinging in all directions madly? That happens when Batman throws a tantrum at all of 4C. Beware boys and girls, prepare to meet your maker when you mess with Batman again.

And yes, to one of the people named as 'waf,,' in the cBox that asked me to do Gossip pages in Malay, sorry, i don't do gossips for the likes of you. Fly back to your country and grovel for your Gossip Girl Indonesian version.

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Friday, July 4, 2008 { 2:48 PM }

Good Afternoon Borneo West-siders! Gossip girl here. You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Science College Elites.

Thanks to one of the sources out there, a gossip for you to hear.

One of the ladies in form 4 has fallen in love with one of the gentlemen of 4C. Who is this damsel in distress? Who is that hero she's been waiting for? Spill it out, girl. It won't be long until the people finds out. And that lucky man, get ready, you might experience the most amazing thing ever tomorrow. And you know me, the first person ever to receive all data on you Science College-ers will be ready if anything happens.

Another source told me that a paper discriminating the Class of 4C has been posted on the Teacher's Cafe Noticeboard. Whoever it is, it won't be long until 4C's find out, because they're one big circle of criminals. And to the that lucky person, say your very last words because your story won't end nicely.

Spotted: After three days of absence, AB came back. Welcome back Queen B. But beware Queen B, the Jester S is preparing a perfect plan to snatch the diamond diadem off your head and the priceless Halizab scepter of your hands.

Heard that Science College didn't make it to 'Gulingtangan' finals? Poor Mrs F, leaving the school without one last comeback. Don't worry Mrs F, Glory will be on the doorsteps of Science College someday.

And yes, questions are on the air about the identity of Gossip Girl a.k.a. me. Guess again people but you won't get it right.

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{ 1:27 PM }

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,'My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?===================================================
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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-Joker Dude-

{ 1:12 PM }

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
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Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
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Yo mamma is so fat:
She eats Wheat Thicks.
We're in her right now.
She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY."
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".

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Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window
Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

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Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

-Joker Dude-

{ 12:50 PM }

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Seth : Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor :When did you first notice this problem?
Seth :What problem?
Docotr :*looks like he is having a serious fucking problem*

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser

How do you know if your a red neck?You go to the family reunon to find a date!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving.

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework

What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.

You so short you have to look up to look down.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?Shine a torch into her ear...

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?Take your foot off his head.

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?No? Good!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night. a lawyer? well depends on their sex..

I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.


I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No Gain .No pain.

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries". The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".

-Joker dude-

Thursday, July 3, 2008 { 10:20 PM }

Good Evening Borneo West-siders! Gossip Girl here. You're one and only source into the n00b-ish lives of the Science College Elites.

H was caught to be absent on a Thursday! Gone foreplay have you h? We know what you're doing, and guess it's something dirty.

Spotted: ML making a tough decision choosing between Mr C, Mr S and Mr I. Hurry up, ML, your time is up. Who's the lucky guy that's the apple of your eye?

Heard that two gentlemen are fighting over a girl? Blood will be shed as both of them know that either one of them are going to win the hands of the fair damsel while the other will be sitting on the end of a bench, weeping away looking at the winner and the damsel of his heart holding hands on a wedding stage, exchanging rings.

That'll be the end of my day. Anything you want to spill? Send your devious info at the chatbox on the left and i'll gladly show it to the Science College Elites.

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